27 points
The “gift” of life is sort of like if someone decided to give you a “gift” of bedbugs.
18 points
*nearly a century of life
[holy fine print: “nearly century of life” is defined as a length of time anywhere between 1 second to 100 years. Every life is randomly determined to sit between these parameters.]
7 points
9 points
Life is the biggest white elephant gift ever.
7 points
You chose wisely mortal.
7 points
“Thanks for the self-awareness, asshole!”
