I find it harder to believe this guy even knows how to use Steam.

I never intentionally do anything. How dare you!

And it’s seemingly random which notifications pause the game

I know it’s self indulgent and corny

That sounds like approval to me!

Clean up in aisle 3 thru 10

This is legit horror

The Onion has been killing it recently. They must have gotten new writers cuz they seemed to fall away for awhile. They’re definitely back on top now though.