Sabata

At that point just go “Pay Per Yard”.

Them trying to split the difference between a turn based RPG and an action game just made everything feel weird

I haven’t touched any Final Fantasy games once FF-13 did this. It’s an awful system that killed my interest in the franchise. Not to mention how brain dead linear the lever design was.

If they spend time on a new engine, that would cancel the release of Skyrim on the IBM 5100.

Yes, enough where its possible to have your student debt die after you.

Oh no, I should probably check that.

Then they can’t charge $70 for the newest roster every year.

The consequences are better bribes!

It’s like the same brain mechanics that prevent you from touching a hot stove. You got to go out of your way to override or tick it since phone calls are also existential hazards.

I set up a sensor so I know not to go downstairs if someone is at the door. I’m not putting on pants.

When you cheat and choose all the perks in the character creator.