Literally nothing will make Washington DC flinch; they will choose to prop up their favorite colonial ethnostate every time. The real question is, what is the rest of the 1% going to do? They’re not “real” politicians, but they wield most of the same power.

Introducing the new Huawei for the Western market, the Huawei Gwailo

Don’t worry, there’s plenty of sexism to go around

The GOP gets in line and votes for their boy regardless of who it is. They’d vote for a wet sack. They ARE voting for a wet sack!

All the police are clustered in one spot, giving the entire rest of the city a moment of relief without cops hovering over their shoulders.

They don’t even make me anymore, I’m a relic

He was never going to be as woke as we imagined he was

Joe Bidet?

What is it with fascist nations and electing celebrities

If they can’t explicitly say they don’t support war and genocide without losing support, the fuck is the point of even being in a union?