Colonel Flatulence doesn’t have any friends.

This is consistent with the historical record.

What then - THEY steal it?

Nuisance is the legal term.

Say you want fries with that one mo time, mf.

Know what else is crazy in Turkey? The civil engineering.

Bear’s gotta fatten up for winter.

But the chips and salsa, too?! Rude.

Something about a red hot poker…

SO much spontaneous combustion in Russia, lately.

Oh, no. Anyway…

It predates your story by at least five years, 2007, when a Silicon Valley engineer revealed that a backbone line had been spliced and all traffic was passing to government machines.

That revelation also inspired an outraged public backlash of ‘meh.’