Sorry I was late, won’t happen again 😉

I dare you to try and get one this good while it’s busy

Put some lighter fluid in an empty pop can for fireballs

They look pretty soft, but I’ll have to feel them to be sure

Typically when I do it, I do the tasks like watering plants, feeding pets, etc. I also believe the point of house sitting is to make it appear occupied and busy, so I spend about an hour playing with the pets, watching tv, and cleaning up little messes

Wow, that’s probably the smallest I’ve ever seen them

To be fair the US is usually the one making questionable alliances with nongovernment actors in the region.

US once these governments lose any perceived control: “first time?”

The perfect size

Hold up, this angel isn’t biblically accurate. Where’s my biblically accurate hentai?

I still go to Starbucks. Those workers sure know how to throw a picket line, I can’t pass up going to a good strike!