I think this would work better if the armour was mounted on a bulldozer chassis and fully enclosed.

The line on the graph must go up, even if it’s for one second! Glory to the CEO! Praise the shareholders! My life for the corporation! Now give me that minute-by-minute profit projection!

I know that the ‘Christian’ choice would be to accuse Jesus of socialism for helping the poor for free.

They also grasp mental health better than people might think. Such as Martok and Worf watching Garak face his claustrophobia in order to save them:

Martok: There is no greater enemy than one’s own fears.
Worf: It takes a brave man to face them.

And this admiration is coming from people who consider the Cardassians to be bitter enemies, which is even more astounding given how devious and dishonourable Garak can be.

It would be a shame if the other nine mysteriously caught fire on the ground.

doot doot thank mr skeltal

We regularly review our pay to ensure we offer competitive wages and benefits.

Translation: We pay as little as we can get away with.

Curious. I thought it was Europe that was supposed to be freezing, by now. Russia’s every claim and accusation seems to be a confession in disguise.

Rest in pieces.

They’re not rioters, they’re seditious scum.