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TedDallas

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Nah yeah nah yeah nah. That’s a rare photo of Sassy waiting for his mate Lez to come back from hanging bush poo, kant.

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Vibe Coding essentially automates copy-and-pasting the answers from StackOverflow.com.

But sometimes it pastes in the code from the questions.

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#include “the_entire_fucking_internet.h”

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I bet he did PI planning for a week. Created 132 user stories. Decided on 2 week sprints at a velocity of 27 story points. Had daily 1 hour stand-ups. Weekly 2 hour sprint retro meetings. Per sprint a 3 hour sprint review meetings and a 6 hour grooming session with his cat. Not to forget the bi-weekly 2 hour sprint refinement meetings. And each sprint had a 4 hour backlog meeting on the potty. All by himself.

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git push origin master # moron

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Dang Decartes! How’d ya get so swole?

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I picked up some Tobasco Scorpion pepper sauce at Kroger. It’s no joke. Where are you going?

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Artificial gravity not achieved through acceleration or rotation. That and people don’t explode or instantly freeze when exposed to vacuum.

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Typical scrum master.

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Naw man. It’s a Toyota Trondra. Don’t mess with it.

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