TedDallas

Ah, a fellow ancient one from the time before color. Cheers.

Lil’ bitch, I’m a 16KB expansion cartridge in my Vic-20 years old.

Nah yeah nah yeah nah. That’s a rare photo of Sassy waiting for his mate Lez to come back from hanging bush poo, kant.

Vibe Coding essentially automates copy-and-pasting the answers from StackOverflow.com.

But sometimes it pastes in the code from the questions.

#include “the_entire_fucking_internet.h”

I bet he did PI planning for a week. Created 132 user stories. Decided on 2 week sprints at a velocity of 27 story points. Had daily 1 hour stand-ups. Weekly 2 hour sprint retro meetings. Per sprint a 3 hour sprint review meetings and a 6 hour grooming session with his cat. Not to forget the bi-weekly 2 hour sprint refinement meetings. And each sprint had a 4 hour backlog meeting on the potty. All by himself.

git push origin master # moron

Dang Decartes! How’d ya get so swole?

I picked up some Tobasco Scorpion pepper sauce at Kroger. It’s no joke. Where are you going?