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I love the Effing petting zoo!

Calvin’s Dad over here.

My best friend back in the day pronounced it WAR-EZ. It was a constant point of contention between us.

Does that work? I’m feeling old and tired.

Xnxx and xvideos don’t give a shit where you live friend.

They follow muhammad right to the letter don’t they?

Am I the only one who thinks companies providing healthcare and life saving medicines shouldn’t be fucking publicly traded?? They need to focus on helping humanity, not the fucking bottom line go up or whatever.

Bill Gates has always looked like an old woman on her way to bingo.

These are the people that just made it illegal for women to talk to each other, right?

Wow, not only are you unoriginal, you’re also slow.