They definitely should’ve put more thought into it before typing “internetism”, but still no reason for an apology.

Harassment? Once there’s physical contact isn’t it assault?

I just installed Mint to an external SSD this weekend to try and get my grandma to try it out. I really don’t want her scared into thinking she needs to go out and waste a few hundred on a new laptop.

My favorite thing about the jet fuel argument is that it’s actually true. It’s irrelevant, but it’s true.

John Oliver had an episode where the main story answers your question.

Basically, if you donate your body “to science” there’s a chance it could end up with such a company. I wouldn’t call it ethical, but as of now it’s legal.

As is the Caribbean.

Redditors tend to be more technically inclined than Twitter users

This used to be true, but Reddit has been mainstream for years now. Today’s average Redditor is likely pretty similar to the average Twitter user.

Grab 'em by the kernel.

I get not wanting the victim to have to testify at that age, but how does a plea offer of less than a month in jail even get made for something like this?

I didn’t even realize they were called "mini"blinds until I moved in to my current place and there was some kind of rule that mentioned them. I’d only heard them referred to as “blinds” my entire life up to that point. This implies the existence of larger blinds which I’ve yet to see.

Edit: I’ve definitely seen them. Apparently my brain is underclocked today.