This is great news to wake up to

I got 10 Dogecoin for free ages ago, which made the Elon crypto grift 10x funnier watching my fractions of a cent turn into many whole dollars

only one click away :3

It’s a cheat code to a stress-free life.

Sounds like we need to install an “Anti-cheat”

How about 5 different cameras in the same place

Harm reduction i say as I lift a comically large anvil above the white house

Neuralink advanced medical instillation technique

Wait, it was all a ruse? I have already brought the whole collection of true leftist theory (Harry Potter complete collection) all for nothing?

You won’t believe this