And working eyes and common sense

I think you’re thinking of All In The Family? OPs comment was regarding Big Bang Theory…

This is the one. Right here, officer.

After all, you and me baby? Ain’t nothin’ but mammals.

Sounds like you’re telling me that everyone doesn’t share my exact thoughts, beliefs, and opinions. That’s crazy, sir/madam.

We should… We should be able to watch a little porn at work

Sadly, he can only perform a single cock push up. But when you think about it… One is all you really need.

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, “There’s no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins.” Then they tell me, “And there’s no way a quarter of them are nude.”

They think I’m just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

I’m trying to think of a more bizarre combination of a photo, it’s title, and the adjoining caption. I cannot.

Where’s the shadow above the implied penis coming from? This is what’s upsetting me.