V0ldek
Don’t y’all get tired of being wrong sometimes? Maybe try to learn from the past.
Fondly remembering all the times we were wrong. Ah, remember that one time we were totally wrong about the metaverse not being the future? Oh, oh, or the classic “cryptocurrencies are just a scam” talk we had to walk back so many times. Damn, good thing we didn’t call out WeWork for being a money sink or we’d be looking pretty fucking stupid now!
Welcome to the wonderful XXI century where our innovations in communication technology and financial instruments allow a hyperoptimised economy where two tweets are more than enough to cause billion-dollar shifts on the market. Completely organic and based on solid fundamentals I am assured by the same people that assured me of this in 2000 and 2008.
Wait but he controls the price, not the subscriber number?
Like even if the issue was low subscriber number (which it isn’t since they’re losing money per subscriber, more subscribers just makes you lose money faster), that’s still the same category of mistake? You control the price and supply, not the demand, you can’t set a stupid price that loses you money and then be like “ah, not my fault, demand was too low” like bozo it’s your product and you set the price. That’s econ 101, you can move the price to a place where your business is profitable, and if such a price doesn’t exist then maybe your biz is stupid?
I just want to harp on this one:
“Existing methods for testing are often very technical and not very attractive, neither for developers nor for users.”
Wtf, can you imagine saying something like this about literally any other profession than software engineering? “Existing methods for checking brake pressure are often very technical and not very attractive, neither for mechanics nor for users”. “Existing methods for sterilising surgical equipment are often very technical and not very attractive, neither for surgeons nor for patients”. “Existing methods for checking voltage are often very technical and not very attractive, neither for electricians nor for users”.
The lack of any fucking standards that devs are held to is insane, so the excuse for accessibility in the web being shit is that it’s TOO TECHNICAL and kinda annoying for web devs??? Again, can you fucking imagine saying this about anything else, “ye, cars kinda suck because making sure they don’t is all technical and kinda boring for mechanics to do”.
It’s YOUR JOB. Literally YOUR PROFESSION. PROFESSIONALS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE STANDARDS you fucking piece of shit, have you no honour, not a single care in the world for your craft, you fucking babies. “Oh but it’s very technical” YOU’RE A TECH SPECIALIST. THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU GET YOUR SALARY FOR???
I think most of this was caught immediately when the announcement was made (like the edited live coding), and in any case I can’t stand watching this video to the end. “This scared the pants off every software developer in the world” no. No it hasn’t. That’s just not true. Why do you even say that. The immediate first reaction of any SE with even a passing awareness of how marketing of software tools works and not completely high on genAI farts was “ye that won’t work” and, fucking shocking, it doesn’t work, wow, no way.
People were trying to sell you that software engineers will be obsolete because “codeless apps” like 10 years ago. Wizards were supposed to eliminate jobs because they’d generate code so well. Knowing SQL was supposed to be completely obsoleted with ORMs. I’m too young to have been there but apparently XML was supposed to “solve networking” or something nonsensical like that.
Those ads aren’t targeted at software engineers. They’re targeted at execs. It’s execs who get all excited that they can start firing their expensive and pesky developers that complain so much. Software engineers worth their salt don’t buy this shit because bollocks like these come as part of the job description.
Anyway, trying to frame it as “it was supposed to be this revolutionary tool to replace developers” without mentioning that this is a song that’s been sung for fucking decades is a disservice to the topic. Nothing makes executives as wet as the thought of not having to deal with those fucking “specialists” that they need to pay actual salaries and can’t huff down their necks 8h a day with a whip to use if they don’t hit KPIs. And that’s extremely important to have in focus when you talk about shit like this and wonder “why did they raise so much money”. Because VCs hate labour that’s why. The answer is always that.