So this is how the acausal AI god chooses to punish us. Huh.

Stiff bacteria? Like… Meningitis?

I would like to take the author of that bilge and trap him in a basilisk-esque hell dungeon where they are forced to simulate a Turing machine with paper and pencil for all eternity.

That’s exactly what scientists are supposed to do. You can’t ask a random person on a forum to come up with a solid experiment setting…

Let me rephrase the original question: are there any solid, peer-reviewed studies, that have looked into life-extension and concluded a positive effect?

I think many 14-year-olds would have vastly more valuable thoughts to share than this dick

My first response would be “that’s a rather shite superpower then, innit?”

I’m sorry, even putting aside that he absolutely could not, being able to kill anyone in hand-to-hand combat is extremely useless as far as superpowers go. Like, in what circumstances would you want to do that? You’re going to hit the streets and fight crime like Batman? You’re just gonna get shot mate. Or are you just going to crack the skulls of your 15 coworkers on openspace? Congratulations, you’re now in maxsec prison where you’re gonna act tough until you get shanked by 20 people, since your “superpower” doesn’t include stabbing damage immunity.

Well, all of the most successful roguelikes of the past decade use procgen. Slay the spire procgens the map and encounters. Darkest Dungeon was all procgen and it had sooo much replayability. The Binding of Isaac is all procgen.

So much to unpack. What the fuck is “Far Left”? How do you treat women eating pussy? Differently in college than after college? Why?

I completely agree with framing all Alt Righters as cocksuckers, but I’m not sure that’s what was meant here.

At this point I have to genuinly wonder how many people using the term “cuck” actually have any idea what it means.

Turns out being a fucking sociopath is a good indicator of reoffence, who would’ve thinkity thunked.

Give him 50 years of being forced to talk to a normal person that swats him in the head with a newspaper every time he says “expected value”, we can rehabilitate this boy.