WaterFoul

This feels appropriate

Except I’m not talking about what he’s called, I’m talking about his character.

No one is arguing they’re not. Go be a contrarian somewhere else.

While that’s true, it took a few writers before he really came into his own. It was the 2000s before he was the meta, witty, merc with a mouth. The parody was a lot more on the nose and it traded some of the parody for the meta, witty Wheaton-isms and pop culture references. Parody Deadpool and Deadpool Deadpool are arguably different characters.

That’s the new American Dream.

“You should have been aborted” is a wild take. It might be hard to imagine, but not all poor people want to abort their children.

Ignorant Americans speed running back into eugenics is wild to watch.

It’s the children’s parents’ fault they keep falling into the pit. The government should take no responsibility as child after child disappears, never to be seen again. We could fill the hole, but that’s parents job and there’s an acceptable amount of poor people’s children I’m willing to let vanish. It’s only impacting poor people’s children.

As someone who grew up poor with neglectful parents, it’s people like you who would cheer on my death. People would say it would destroy my fathers incentive to provide for me if they helped me. Let me tell you, there’s some people who just won’t provide for their children. It’s supply side Jesus applied exclusively to struggling children.

It is the parents fault, but children will suffer if we do nothing. Parents should tech kids not to get into strangers cars, but when they inevitably do we should still look for them.

How many poor kids is an acceptable sacrifice to you?

Maybe we should take down the orphan crushing machine even if it’s not our job.

There’s a whole lot of games kids should never been able to play. Roblox enables more predators than Omegle.

No, they’ll just shoot us or take us to a black site. They’re not that clever.

Nothing. The government doesn’t care about our votes anymore. We’re no longer necessary for the king to hold power. They have no interest in helping Americans because Americans won’t be voting again.