WeaselOne

“I am cat. Comfort is where I am.”

He looks like he goes to your cubicle and takes your stapler away.

Snuggles is a champion napper. Only the best nappers can sleep standing up.

Oh I know that pose. “If you want to sit here, better be ready to fight me for it!”

Aww. She’s scolding you for standing over there and not playing with her. 😻

“The things I do for love.”

“Why do you only walk on two legs when you can walk on four?”

She can’t wait for you to check your shoes in the morning.

Aww. He’s got a little mane.

With 5 kittens purring, op must be nearing immortality.