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Is it the kind of discomfort one feels when they need to use a bathroom but there is only one for a 10,000 person event? Or the kind of discomfort one feels when it’s a record heat wave but a bottle of water is $20 and despite advertising free water stations, there are none? Oh or maybe the discomfort in paying mystery fees that equal the price of the ticket?

Or maybe the kind of discomfort that only an illegitimate business model about to be exposed would evoke?

I’m going to laugh my ass off when someone figures out how to track them all in real time, and shares it on a publicly accessible website.

Just seeing a turn signal on a Mercedes or BMW is enough for me to assume the driver isn’t the one in control.

I can’t wait for the killing blow of when Harris is accused of being weird, hopefully by Trump himself, and she responds by saying of course she’s weird, everyone is a bit weird.

That’s the normal response to being accused of being weird. The weird response is to get defensive and start slinging school yard comebacks, because in the back of your mind you know your weird is using furniture to masturbate or to have sexual thoughts about your own children.

AFAIK the digital deluxe edition allows you to start playing 5 days early.

I’m convinced this whole tiktok is manipulating the algorithm thing is actually US propaganda.

my boyfriend. He’s running Windows 7

You saint.

I can’t tell if his helmet saved his life or if he wasn’t wearing a helmet. The way he avoids directly saying a helmet saved his life in the video while pushing the importance of wearing one makes me believe he wasn’t wearing his at the time and came very close to making his last omelette.

You need to cook the potatoes first.

I mean, they own an iPhone to begin with, slow on the uptake is part of the aesthetic