A California company is advertising ‘tactical response’ Tesla Cybertruck upgrades for police cruisers, including shotgun racks and sirens.

230 points

I will laugh my ass off when this thing breaks down and catches on fire during their “tactical response” after someone throws a water bottle at it.

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71 points

I’m going to laugh my ass off when someone figures out how to track them all in real time, and shares it on a publicly accessible website.

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56 points

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16 points

The first casualty of those battery fires is probably going to be someone handcuffed and locked in the back seat.

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1 point

While the cop is outside after hitting update on the app.

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10 points

I hope they explode

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1 point

battery fires are not at all common in electric vehicles. this is propaganda

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8 points

On this planet, we have a concept called ‘humor,’ which involves exaggeration and absurdity for the purpose of getting a laugh. I hope this comes to your own world someday.

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1 point

repeat falsehoods often enough and people believe them, even if you originally mean them as a well-intentioned and obvious joke

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With the all-wheel drive Cybertruck’s current $79,990 price, it stands to reason the combined taxpayer cost for a vehicle and new UP.FIT features could easily top $90,000. <

I’d be pretty upset if my municipality was set to dump 100k on this trash.

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73 points

Imagine thinking they will only buy one.

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if they’re anything like the ICE cruisers… they’re dropping another shitload in up grades. custom-built gun vaults, as well as other specially-built storage … first aid, extra handcuffs. leg cuffs. Kiddie cuffs. flex-cuffs. evidence collection. Road safety stuffs. Flashlights. speed radar thingies. rolls of printer paper for citation printers. Cameras. spare uniforms. Condoms for the badgebunnies. extra batteries for radios. extra batteries for flashlights. batteries for cameras. extra uniforms. all sorts of bullshit paperwork and forms that only get filled out when they come a cross a karen. Door breaching and lock out tools

needless to say, cops keep a lot of junk in the trunk. So much so the cop’s version of the ford explorer (“Police Interceptor Utility”) actually only has a special suspension to handle the extra weight, and 2 rows of seating instead of 3 to accommodate the entirely-custom storage rack.

oh. you thought they were talking about body armor… naw. They get APC’s for that.

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There is also the extra radio, sirens, lights, and some have built in radar and plate scanning cameras. I’m pretty sure there are extra batteries and a stronger alternator to keep systems powered and ensure engine starts if auxiliary power is drained.

Different crusiers also have different set ups. Some are normal patrol cars while others have K-9 accomadations, shield and extra defensive gear, pursuit intervention tools like spikes and stop sticks. Cops use such a wide variety of tools that one crusier can’t fit every tool for every situation.

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3 points

They’ve got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant. They’ve got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. They’re a model made before catalytic converters so they’ll run good on regular gas.

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6 points

Are you a former cop?

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2 points

sounds like he either worked in ICE or kitted the vehicles.

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11 points

What else do you expect local governments to spend the opiate settlement money on, rehabilitation?

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7 points

Don’t forget all those assets they seize.

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And you’d have to ask what makes it a good police vehicle. An electric vehicle probably makes Sense, but I’m not sure there’s anything else about it that does. Certainly not the price tag.

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Idk. Cops can spend all day in their cruisers and blow through tons of fuel/power during a high speed chase. The EV would also have to power all the electronics on the cruiser including lights, sirens, radios, their laptop thing. Battery capacity might not be able to power the cruiser long enough. Especially if the crusier works a day and a night shift with different officers. Last thing a cop wants is back up cannot arrive because they are charging a battery.

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You might have misunderstood, but I was saying the fact that it’s an EV is the only part that makes sense for a police cruiser (assuming they have enough to rotate them out while charging it can schedule that for breaks). Nothing else about the cyber truck makes sense.

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They’re gonna waste that money anyway. At least the cybertruck is dangerous enough that a few cops might die as a result.

And can you really put a price on that?

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90 points

“You’re under a rust!”

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32 points

STOP! In the name of Elon!

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81 points

Not sure that’s a great idea given that prisoners can simply escape using the gaps in the doors

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41 points

Worry not. The automatic doors will crush all their fingers and toes first.

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11 points

Has anyone tried sticking their d*ck in yet? One of these clowns is bound to, if not. I just don’t want to miss it.

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72 points

So another tax payer handout to Musk?

Man, he is THE welfare Queen

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OK I hate the guy and this “vehicle” too, but this is a weird take.

Like if they bought Fords or Hyundais or whatever II wouldn’t consider it a handout; not getting why this would be?

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Well, basically all Elon does derives a ton of money from the government…

The cybertruck is objectively bad, I see no reason that car would be selected for police use which makes me think the “invisible” hand of the market (ahem, lobbying, bribing, etc) was involved

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I see no reason that car would be selected

Then shouldn’t your objection be with whoever did the selecting?

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Because they’re a notoriously bad design that is prone to failing on every front that Tesla claimed they were the ‘cutting edge’ on. They’re just BAD. The only way Tesla is going to sell out of their production line is by forcing someone to buy them, and it looks like it’s the US military.

I wouldn’t think the same thing for Ford F150s, but I DEFINITELY would if suddenly we started hearing about police suddenly buying Fisher Price cars after hearing story after story of how they break down and leave toddlers stranded.

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