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Charisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad

I’m pretty sure Pepe was only temporarily coopted by the far rights, and has since been reclaimed.

One lane country road. The driver had passed one car, saw the next car move left to give the cyclists room, figured that guy was trying to prevent him from passing, and then decided to instead go around via the shoulder, plowing into the brothers from behind.

I’m boring, and still like Stegosaurus best. Gotta love that Thagomizer.

The Instant Pot was a product so good that customers rarely needed to buy another one. The company went bankrupt.

Man, we had to replace the fuse on ours four times before we gave up on it; I don’t think ‘product longevity’ was a major factor in the brand’s downfall. It also did a shit job of cooking rice.

I also highly doubt Logitech’s ability to make a “forever” mouse with how many I’ve had to RMA due to faulty left click switches. Get your product design, supply chain, and QA in order before you start trying to tie people down with wholly unnecessary and unwanted subscriptions. Shitty ent seeking MBA vampires fucking everything up for everyone.

That’s just the dark with extra steps

I appreciate the meme’s use of the Windows hotkey while it is displayed on a mac

Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.

The cloud is just someone else’s computer

The older you get, the more excited you get for socks as a present.