$3000.08! That’s affordable!

Guys! Shut up! This could be the gift! Sure those people are evil and have slaves. But maybe this 747 is an old version with the special reset button? You know the one that makes vertical flight into horizontal again? And maybe they removed the button for funcies? I would just wait and see what happens. Maybe they just rigg…fix it such that every flight includes a katar landing?

Let me know when we can download cars. For a friend.

Man look at that company’s crab legs. I’m gonna pack a bunch and run into the highway at high speeds.

Citizen arrest… I arrested this hooligan on a scooter going exactly 2.71356mph faster than indicated on the weekly Instagram post! Just because this teen has no legs doesn’t mean she can just go riding around on a 300lbf scooter with 36psia nitrogen filled tires. It even has a dehydrogenoxyde storage tank for got knows what! We discovered another reservoir like that with strange smelly liquidous stuff in it. And we know she’s a Pisces and non American because her sign was on the reservoir in another language… “Feces”. Can’t fool us!

Starts writing… So Anyway, yesterday we had a big haul of hay and hit a large boulder with the Tr…kill switch activated!

I picked up my guitar and started str…activation!

On other news criminal and now dictator tr…

Its okay to wait. It screws more people so its good.

Also the latest generation chemistries use less lithium. Plus it can probably be recycled too.

I like beans and computers. What’s not to like!

7:35AM Still scratching crotch area. Has not dressed or finished showering. Temperature set to freezing, no molten lava, more scratching, temperature stabilized below scalding. More scratching.