Carry an extra set of clothes. If you find someone in need of your shirt and asks to give it to him in a German robotic accent, proceed to do so.

Hmm…let’s put this in perspective. We live in a tiny dot flying around a cosmic sized flushing toilet bowl that is it self flying around a larger flushing toilet bowl… Both have centers that either melt everything and or stretch it til the atoms break apart…or both. We are direct descendants of life forms…not animals perhaps but life forms who appeared from random motion and electric volts and radiation in and around a primordial mix of random liquid shit. And we are the 1 second before midnight if the entire earth had been around for an entire day. In short we are nothing. Who cares if some guy wants tariffs on China while raping someone during a celebration for a new pope. However…if you lived here, your entire puny life trapped inside a calcium basket full of your own meat and guts with 8 other billion people in the same conditions, I would much rather it be a happy blip than a blip filled with and torture. And lots and lots of sex. If you’re 21, my recommendation as a working professional who designs and builds really freaking cool gadgets is to go find someone to fuck pronto. And fuck. A lot. Use protection, don’t have kids unless you want to. But just make love day and night. Once you turn 35 make some goals for the rest of your blip. Then spend the rest of your blip. Thru all, make your self happy and make others happy. Just help each other. It serves no one if you live the tiny puny piece of time pissed off and you piss off others.

I hear the wonder lasso is just 3mm long and looks like a mushroom.

I got some. McMaster sells it as transparent ceramic.

On s Wednesday basically.

Pope betting didn’t turn out to be the next hottest thing.

And each year has 365 days and a quarter. So its possible that tomorrow he goes totally bat shit nuts. Regardless, order now do you get your shit before the next predicted date of crazy.

Wait… The plane is transparent? Wow! We should accept that sucker like now and figure out how they did it! LOL.

You want citizens? I’ll get you new citizens tomorrow! Just ban all pornography!

A few months later…Sir, the people are still not fucking! The males keep trying to rape the females and the females have evolved teeth on their hoohaas…oh no, waif, wait, that’s a blurb about a movie I’m going to watch. The women are being raped in higher numbers though. We need those citizens born so we banned abortions.

This is a plane from the before times when Boeing made decisions based on engineering and science instead of cost cutting. I assume? From 1990 it says on the wiki.