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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jANuVKeYezs
Interesting song about his dad. People need to pay attention before queen trumpet the first orders us to be made into buttons or book wrap.
He asked for wrrr LD piss! Wrr LD piss!
god: world peace? Fuck no! How about WW3? Yeah, that’s more like it! And a few pandemics!
How about retirement at 95?
I just saw a really cheap ant on Craigslist! They want 20 bucks for it. But the best part is that they are willing to negotiate at a local Starbucks. Just need money on hand and ant in a bottle to get this transaction going! Well, it more of a straightaction. Well I don’t known if they are trans or gay really or bi. Well I don’t known what their pronouns are. Anyway for $20, I’m not gonna ask what they’re packing.
Everyone except for the trump family of pornographers.
New from your friends at Heathy Awesome company Unite, a whole entire 3D printable set of body parts!
That’s right! You’ll be able to 3D print your own tooth and leg hip and knee implants! Need a heart or a lung? Don’t worry you can just 3D print these and live a normal life! Poked your eye out? Chopped an ear or nose accidentally in a normal mowing accident? No problem! We got you covered!
Need extra toes, fingers or arms? Yup! You’ve guessed it! The number was 57! Congratulations! You’re really good at guessing 57!
If everyone did that tomorrow, it would be well worth it…
Before its legal to do that, we can identify and jail assholes who hate. So I propose that this is ok, but also mark every controversial book and follow sketchy guys and gals trying to check those out.
- Don’t get a tattoo.
- Grow that hair doo baby!
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I’ll be loads and loads of fun.
