Don’t lose all hope! Technics has stopped making the 1200 multiple times and it keeps getting brought back.

Getting your raise denied because the bald person next to you has a higher head temp average

When my reaction time goes I switch to civ.

All that money and they couldn’t be bothered to pay their IT dept.

One of the reasons I smoke marijuana is so that my dreams chill out. When I’m not smoking I can wake up still feeling tired because my dreams were too intense.

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. I can’t afford to pay for a test every time I get the sniffles either. Also, America showed me they dgaf a couple years ago, so now I just throw on the mask and go about my business.

Welcome to the Internet

Sabba sabba sabba sabba. Sounds like Spanish to me!

My weed dealer uses insta so I have an account

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