hello, neighbour

Mmmm hydrogenated palm oil

Did that one on the right gain sentience and yeet itself off the top shelf?

John Oliver took a good look at this topic on his Sunday episode, worth a watch.

Get me Steven Spielberg!

my first thought was aren’t they a part of the Military Industrial Complex, how could they possibly go bankrupt? It turns out they sold off that part of their business in 2016 to private equity. Oops.

The identities of the news site’s staff were kept private out of concern for “professional repercussions, doxxing, etc.,” the site said.

Sit perfectly still, only I may doxx

I really wanted the Men in Black/21 Jump Street crossover that was teased a few times before being cancelled. Instead of finding a way to make it happen, Sony dropped the stinky turd MIB International which probably killed the franchise 😔

I had one of those travel tubes of toothpaste once and accidentally brushed my teeth with hydrocortisone cream for a few seconds instead, was really gross (but not devestating). I sympathize.

She also sickened the public by serving pork sliders and coleslaw without any refridgeration or handwashing station