i get a certificate after every gallon but who gives a shit about that…one time i got a stick of bologna after a single blood donation, that was the best.

ok but what about the person named gay weake

he can go to Wawa like the degenerate he is

god damn that’s a hot watch

adding on to this, the bank isn’t doing just mfa, it’s likely also doing risk-based authentication. logging in and viewing funds isn’t that risky, but moving money around is much riskier, even in the same account. so you have to provide stronger evidence that it’s you requesting the action.

we should have stopped making new printers after the HP LaserJet 4, it’s all been downhill since then

after watching jelle’s marble races the names in this image are actually making me angry

minty maniacs forever

european badgers are the friendly ones from redwall abbey

all text looks ai generated

anon discovers temptation bundling