A flea and a fly in a flue

Were trapped, so what could they do?

Said the fly, “let us flee!”

“Let us fly!” said the flea

So they fled through a flaw in the flue.

That’s not how you petition the Supreme Court.

Yet another Republican “patriot” who flunked civics 101.

The trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.

Unrelated anecdote:

Years ago I had a cheap Blackberry lookalike phone. It had a button lock feature to prevent butt dialing, but some bright spark decided that the lock wouldn’t apply to the ‘9’ and ‘1’ keys, presumably so that a user could dial 9-1-1 even if too panicked to unlock the keypad. Which just meant that it was really easy to butt dial 9-1-1…

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

They make me laugh even when I’m sad.

The hands are too big.

I stomped the beans myself.

If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for “safety”, then it’s too dangerous to be road legal.

Reminiscent of the University of Minnesota project to sneak bugs into the Linux kernel.

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!