Melllvar

I am tired of lies.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

The Simpsons kids get sent to a fos-diddly-oster home.

Fun fact: One of Jonathan Frakes’ first jobs in show biz was dressing up as Captain America at comic book conventions.

Each teaching has to be evaluated on its own merits, its basis in reality, and its effect on the child and how they relate to others. Whether it’s religious in origin is ultimately beside the point.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! And it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

I can scratch any point on my own back.

[weak cough]

I could fit if I didn’t have these damned arms!