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cheddar

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This started in 2011, when cats killed Jobs. Tim Cook is not a real person but a mere avatar operated by cats.

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I somewhat doubt that a company counts illegal viewers and charges more for ads because of them. So the actual broadcaster probably gets nothing.

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It’s real, but anon imagined himself as an 18 y/o girl with a boyfriend. Still gay.

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You are now!

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Yes, I grow my own computers in my backyard.

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We are going to achieve it by adding green color to our email newsletter template!

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Watch them still not making money in 10 years.

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You should be more subtle if you want to troll people. With a bait that obvious, you should be disappointed in yourself.

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Turns out that jokes are WAY less funny if people don’t know the context and the delivery is plain text.

I found that out in my teens, the dude is 53 years old. And he owns a giant social media platform. That excuse sounds silly to me.

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