Hooker with a Penis in my ass

whelp

Sounds cool, but I can guarantee some mobster would come and get it back one way or the other. I’d rather reach some agreement with Police to donate the money to the Drug Foundation or something similar. And do that very publicly. And then move house.

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

2045: We are now in receivership as the impact of the Climate Wars and collapse of the global food supply means we can no longer fly. Wellington airport is 2 feet underwater anyway.

Perhaps they could consider setting new targets before axing the old ones?

Yarp.

Seems like an overtly political - not religious - action. Hopefully they once again lose their tax-exempt status.

What an absolute legend. Give him a medal.

Got a gull stuck in the decorative grill on the front of our office once. Spent the whole morning shrieking, seemed like he was stuck. Called the council, SPCA, building owner, nobody wanted to help.

Then after a few hours the bastard quite calmly hopped up and flew out.

That gull was a dick. We named him Greg.

Better to ask forgiveness rather than permission.

Edit: how did I get that backwards?