dudes_eating_beans [any]

Physical keys, physical buttons, physical currency

I will never budge on any of this

I don’t like butter, meat, bread, or wine so that doesn’t leave me with much options in fr*nch “cuisine”

I didn’t have dental insurance until earlier this year and now I am finally able to go to the dentist after 20 years of neglect. Found out I have periodontal disease and my teeth will rot out if I don’t get them cleaned every 3-6 months. Also had 3 fillings, 2 deep gum cleanings, and need to get a root canal as well as my wisdom teeth removed, a broken tooth that has been causing a 6 year long abscess, braces, and probably gum grafts to replace the receding gums. I’ve had to chew on one side for years because of broken/bad teeth. My teeth are so bad I’ve never smiled in front of anyone since I was a child.

Wild that this shit is considered a luxury.

Where are the dudes that weigh more than like 180lbs

If we’re going down that route, then let’s hope the Children of Kali become inevitable too.

find me at the mountains of muscles doing muscle shit

don’t understand why libs call Russians “orcs”. Like, I know it’s supposed to be racist and dehumanizing, but like, aren’t most Russian people white? Is it cause they aren’t western European white? But then like, how come Ukrainians are considered white and not called orcs even though there is no physical differences between the two countries other than an arbitrary geopolitical border?

Am I thinking too much about this

hey kids, do ya want to patch rent irl

When I worked at whole foods they told us to be “aggressively nice” to anybody we suspected of stealing. Like follow them around and ask if they need assistance and shit.

I never understood the co-workers that made it their top priority to stop folks from stealing. I’d notice folks steal all the time and didn’t give a shit. Hell, I used to steal all the time too.

If yall never had kudzu jelly you’re missing out.