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Is that a time machine!!!11!!!1???/1!

Shit. I thought I won.

Love it. Cured Führerd meats are bad for your health anyways.

Just ransomewhere else.

Because, not fast enough to run away.

But, I hear the rich are delicious on toast.

Even his alternate persona, Cokie, would be a better choice.

Fat Mike for president.

Ding Ding Ding! This right here. Unfortunately, they say one thing one day, and the opposite the other, and know their followers will latch onto the answer they want to believe/be true. It is exactly how religions work too.