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A-ris-tootle on a Chi-a-pootle.

C’mon guys, this isn’t hard /s

I always loved the Yuppies next door played by Tasha Yar and Reg Barclay.

Isn’t it that rapping cartoon dog from the PS1?

What if we just re-name breakfast “Wokemeal”?

“Please update your credit card and subscription to access premium colors such as red!”

If a company is publicly traded, then all leaked individuals are given 50.1% controlling stock in the company, split among the victims with new stocks created for them, with unclaimed stocks held in a trust controlled by anyone that did respond to claim stocks. They can sell the stocks, or drive the company into the ground out of spite. Maybe even both.

Companies not publicly traded have 3 months to make all code used, trademarked material, and patents open source in perpetuity, and 1 year to convert their corporate structure into a non-profit.

Regardless of the size of the company, the CEO, CTO, and board must eat their weight in fried bugs. They get to pick the type of bug from a list of 5 options, and any seasoning they want. Live streams of the bug eating will be monetized and the proceeds given to orphans, under the title of “It’s not a bug, its a feature.”

I can’t stand that unreasonable pressure for everything to be fucking magical all on one day. Never liked it. Everyone is always disappointed their lives aren’t TV.

The lack of creativity makes everything a Hallmark Channel race to the bottom of the barrel. Dull, droll, snoozefest.

I would genuinely prefer going back to actual Saturnalia. At least that sounds fun.

Agree with less cookies and trackers if possible. Google doesn’t need to see my emoticons.

Also would prefer a JS free-version if possible, but I can see how that might not work.

Or maybe you’re also collecting the IPs of everyone here by cross referencing usernames with the emoticons used in comments and copied from your site. Statistically, this would actually be pretty easy to use to doxx people’s IPs/locations that way.

Finally, my tax dollars going to things I want!

It’s not even that.

The technology never, ever works as well as it’s hyped. It’s a sales ploy, not a feature.

The purpose is always data collection, and the data is always leaked.

Vulnerabilities and the progression of tech make these kinds of bells and whistles age out of practical use faster, costing the consumer more over the long run.

F this kind of noise in particular, this is not progress.