For the last one, another alternative would be “You’re so resilient, it would take a moon sized meteorite to take you down for good.”

Yeah, I sent that ‘official government webpage’ to multiple friends and they seriously asked if it was written by Trump himself. It’s so surreal to read something like that and to know it’s not a shitpost.

And just choke it to death

The customer service rep in the balaclava was the cherry on top

Ah, yes. The theoretical good billionaire.

I think we should have a d666 made of three d6s, like the d100. Would be fun

In No Country For Old Men, they mention this killing in a throwaway line (it involves contract killing and stars Woody Harrelson)

Most British shows, so Peep Show, Fleabag, etc. There’s even Episodes, which makes fun of this all in a very meta story about a British show being adapted to American audiences and requiring only hot people for the new version.

I remember reading a book that talked about public spaces and how we often think of malls as public spaces, but they have so many restrictions and ulterior motives that it doesn’t really hold.

They’re essentially the irl equivalent of centralised social media platforms. I hope once the fediverse really takes off, we can have ‘official’ platforms/instances that are run by governments that federate only to other ‘official’ ones. That seems like a better way to reach people, instead of Xitter.

Every day the call of the high seas gets stronger.