Make it look like they’re sweating and watch as their shitty Just For Men dyejob runs…

Pretty lady’s still rocking the waterfall braid! Give her a carrot for me :)

Minimalistic, clean lines. I don’t like a lot of detailing or filigree on things because it just collects dust and makes it so much more work to keep things clean. No curtains and only a limited amount of tchotchkies for the same reason. Other than that, I like a lot of grey, blues, and greens, with the occasional pop of something bright. Soft, textured fabrics for duvet, throw pillows, and area rugs.

Between this and the one you had put in a few weeks ago, your taste in wallpaper is on point!

I fucking love her energy haha

Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?

What the almighty fuck.

My arms are pretty flexible so I just use my hands & a washcloth.

All 4 years of high school. Got them on like the third day of grade 9 and didn’t have them taken out until a couple months after high school ended.

And a hairnet?!