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At least I’m a moron with safe data, weirdo

It wasn’t a claim, it was an educated guess. In my previous experience anyone who licks those boots turns out to be a shitheel.

You understand, of course

My thoughts: Your CEO openly praised MAGA. Proton might as well be radioactive, I’m sure it’s all funneled to Putin

200 calories every other day

Forgot to mention the 8000 calories on the alternating days but I’m sure that’s fine

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🚩 Describes a protest in the headline not mentioned in the article

This is an anti-protest propaganda hit piece

Hey guys I think I might be stupid. Good lord, wow.

Can someone help me understand this joke? Strongly typed languages generally have way better IDE support so this doesn’t make much sense to me at all

Remakes are lazy and boring

Duh, how else is Zuckerberg going to spy on you and sell your data back to you?

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