metalslug53
metalslug53@lemmy.world
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Just breathe.
Whenever I fart and I’m alone, I’ll audibly follow it up with a hearty “Mmmhmm”. I don’t know why I do it, but it only happens if I’m alone. It’s involuntary at this point.
Well that’s just plain invasive. I’ll make sure to take myself off of their network next time I’m there.