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One might say Jews moving out of Germany in the 30s was playing into their hands. And it was, but it was also ultimately the best out of a bunch of terrible options, at least in hindsight.

Wait being lazy cases cancer? I’m in a lot of trouble then

Jacquard loom vs those crummy looms without cards that only losers use because they’re a bunch of filthy casuals.

He gets [our money]

A shark killed my brother a few years back. He was just standing there minding his own business and this shark came out of nowhere and toppled a vending machine on top of him. Poor bastard never knew what hit him.

Some kind of forced child marriage theme I imagine, which really amounts to Republican-endorsed legal child rape. So whips and chains, that sort of thing. Alternately, some kind of child labor theme, since these monsters are trying to bring that back too. Coal and pick-axes for your darling toddler. Better they get used to those as soon as possible…

I liked it better when these rich pieces of shit used bread and circuses to distract the poor from rising up and cutting their heads off instead of this tiring busy-body culture war bullshit.

This would be a real good feature request. The conflation of porn, gore, and discussion of sexuality all haphazardly into the category of NSFW has always been an annoyance to those who want the option of blocking one but not the others. Offering built-in labels would go along way.

This asteroid is just some kind of elaborate marketing stunt for Armageddon 2, starring Joey Chestnut.

Joey Chestnut: “Wait, wouldn’t it make more sense just to train experienced astronauts how to eat competitively instead of the other way around?”

Michael Bay: “Shut the fuck up!”

Huh, no kidding: https://www.jpost.com/author/aaron-reich