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Imagine calling support and only using sexual words to spell things.

Which entitles Benedikt Cumberbatch to an unencumbered cucumber cumberbund.

This is kind of meme, that if my girlfriend (hypothetically that is, I don’t have one) send it to me (again hypotheical, I dont exist) I would be kind of worried about her. Would anyone agree?

This is kind of meme, that if I had a brother (hypothetically that is, I don’t have one) and he would send it to my girlfriend (again hypotheical, I dont have one), I would see this as a kind of betryal. Would anyone agree?

This is kind of meme, that if I was a priest (hypothetically that is, I am not one) and my congregation (again hypotheical, I dont have one) would send it to my aunt, I would see this as a kind of betryal. Would anyone agree?

“Bone Bending” sounds like a euphemism for something else…

Imagine you try to do your job and internet calls you officer badonkadonk. :D

My default these days is the former boomer mindset of: “It’s online? It’s probably not real.”

Thank you, that is what I meant, I have clarified it thank you.

I mean my girlfriend can of course not be blamed for messages she receives, but I would see is as cheating from the side of my (hypothetical) friend, or if my hypothetical girlfriend would engage in this.

This is kind of meme, that if I had a therapist (hypothetically that is, I don’t have one) and my girlfriend (again hypothetical, don’t have one either) would send it to my therapist, I would see this as a kind of cheating. Would anyone agree?