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Imagine you try to do your job and internet calls you officer badonkadonk. :D

My default these days is the former boomer mindset of: “It’s online? It’s probably not real.”

Thank you, that is what I meant, I have clarified it thank you.

I mean my girlfriend can of course not be blamed for messages she receives, but I would see is as cheating from the side of my (hypothetical) friend, or if my hypothetical girlfriend would engage in this.

This is kind of meme, that if I had a therapist (hypothetically that is, I don’t have one) and my girlfriend (again hypothetical, don’t have one either) would send it to my therapist, I would see this as a kind of cheating. Would anyone agree?

Is this… real?

WE LIKE FORTNITE! WE LIKE FORTNITE!

“How did your date go?”
“I’ve never seen a woman bleed like this before!”

Level up! Soon I can pick yellow mushrooms.

That’s cool, I thought it was meant for one of those people, who shoot a bow with their feet while doing a handstand.

DuckDuckGo: The coolest way to use bing and apple maps.
(I do use it though)