penix

If you want to be Reddit you’re gonna have to deal with the Reddit shit.

I’m much more toxic than Scott Pilgrim.

The convergence of “man, some wild ass shit is happening to me I’m noticing” and “check your damn CO levels bro” posts continues.

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giant retards.

Courting a user base of insufferable, unfunny, terminally online idiots gets you a user base of insufferable, unfunny, terminally online idiots. If you will recall Reddit went through the same influx of shit with the digg exodus and even more so as smartphones got wider adoption.

This is like when Johnny Sack had to unexpectedly return home to retrieve his sweater he forgot only to find Ginny Sack gorging herself on her hidden stash of snacks and candy while she was supposed to be on a diet.

Someone will probably enjoy this, but I bailed like 4 panels in and there were literally hundreds more panels to read.

I, too, am a filthy mug enthusiast.

Fuck your dick you shitty pissbanana. Let people talk about things that are going on and let the conversations develop naturally. If you really want to control what people can and can’t talk about go back to Reddit and start your own sub where you can aggressively moderate until you’re happy with your finely cultivated echo chamber.

I made the correct decision to bail.