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You know, there’s no reason we can’t have anti-drone fireworks.

They don’t really even need dangerous amounts of explosives, they just need a strong net to get caught in a prop.

Drones are pretty damn slow if you compare it to a rocket.

This is amazing

“Everybody Hates You” “More Dead CEOs Please” “Deny, Defend, Depose”

It’s the craziest part of quantum physics. “Why is this stuff having the observed behavior?”

Based on all evidence and theory, the answer is that it quite literally just does.

We got Mr. Really Fun At Parties here huh?

Never heard of Gallows Humor eh?

“must do now” orders are by default responded to with “oh yeah, on who’s authority?”

So I feel that.

Dude that’s awesome thanks!

Wait a second

This is my daily experience with ADHD

Didn’t Domino’s do a stupid Pizza insurance thing?

I’m so glad he pointed out the compiler optimizing the If statements. A lot of coworkers seem to forget that the compiler is doing a lot of that work for us now, and some of the code becomes unreadable as they try to make it “more efficient.”

Bro, stop, you can’t beat a machine at machine stuff

How was this not obvious when the panic set in with the pandemic.

It’s never about productivity, it’s always about increasing value.