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positive humor can be a big winner. of course, being easy on the eyes helps a ton

well shit, guess I’m cooked :/

jk, sort of. how can I develop better positive humor?

ehhhh it’s stretching the definition of it, but who cares, I’d rather stretch you out. you’re gorgeous with an excellent peach

That’s fair. What kind of porn are you looking for? Short and to the point so you can get your fix? Long form to enjoy a story with sex in it? Music videos to beat your shmeat to? 2d, 3d, live action?

idk why I thought that was Astarion with a pussy for a few moments

noodle dude keeps a website of his pmvs, they’re pretty good.

noodledude.io

There are also plenty of discords specifically for sharing porn as well.

Madison square garden?

Ooh, sounds hot. Do you get a lot of stares or looks when you flash in public?

Truth: What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

Dare: Fill all your holes with dildos. Mouth ass and pussy

dude wtf