recreationalcatheter
“Yo dawg, we heard you like shrimp so we put shrimp on your shrimp.”
-maritime xhibit
Raygun: dishonestly positions herself to take the stage at histories largest physical competition on the international stage. Guaranteeing her chance to take the public eye and leave a mark on history and on the social zeitgeist.
Raygun: fails spectacularly, marking history and leaving behind a special legacy socially.
World: lmao wow
Raygun: it’s not fair for you to make social commentary because I didn’t do as well as I thought I would.
Get fucked, rayray. You made your bed and now you can sleep in it.
Reminder to everyone that you, YES YOU, can claim the 2024 election was stolen to your maga peers using the same rhetoric they used in 2020.
I heard there was bamboo fiber in the ballots
The voting machines were hacked
Took too long to count to NOT be fraud
Boom, now they understand exactly how they sounded the last 4 years. They hate it, and I’ve made at least 3 people throw tantrums midday.
All those uyghur CEOs man.
Laughs in temu/shein
Have they tried institutionally raping children and covering it up for decades if not centuries?
Oh, they have… Darn.
Why doesn’t YouTube make the AIs watch advertisements for me?
Seems much much more useful