Friendly PSA: Yarn is super dangerous for cats! They will ingest it (because they love eating things they shouldn’t), and it will tangle in their stomach and intestines and cost you many dollars to remove said yarn. Please be super careful with this!

I’ve got bad news for you if you think Houston isn’t humid.

Not that I’ve heard. I think it was pretty instant.

Duolingo is the most productive addiction I have!

I am a grown ass adult and Phineas and Ferb is always on my my house.

It’s starts with the 18 motivations by lunch time. If it reaches dinner, Duo breaks down your door and puts a pistol to your head until you do your lesson.

So many visual gags and high level jokes! It always surprises me when I catch a new one.

My high school made national news when half the senior class made the nazi salute in the class photo.

thanks, I hate it

I was with you until that last sentence.