I’ll take a lower score and no debt. They can eat their score.

“We’re letting you keep contraceptives”

1. No, they are not.
2. Who the fuck do they think they are?

Are ya ready, kids?!?

Literally thousands. That’s all the humans that are left.

Not only does he give money. He votes.
Remember that when you decide to skip an election.

Yeah. Cocaine is ok if you’re trying to get an edge on the competition as a stock trader. But, not ok if you’re black.

I’m in my late forties. I have a regular boring, bull shit life like the rest of you jerk-offs. And I’m fucking tired.

And they expect me to believe this nearly twice my age, bloated saggy diaper is somehow healthier and more energetic than me? What’s he pumped up on besides inflated ego and McCrack?

Fucking clown shoes.

Call it a hunch. But I doubt it would be the first time he’s hit a woman.

Can’t reproduce bug. Closing ticket.