Surely a fine publication such as the Mirror wouldn’t publish a misleading headline?

Oh interesting! The only time I’ve seen 2/3 pints sold instead of pints it seemed to just be shrinkflation as they were still extortionately priced, I wonder if consumption is down just because you’re getting less for your money.

We don’t have a link to the article so we don’t know exactly what they’re doing, but I feel it’s unlikely that they’ve just replaced pints with half pints. Or maybe they have, that would be even weirder!

Well that’s illegal, and I can literally point to the letter of the law:

Some goods must be sold in fixed sizes known as ‘specified quantities’.

Draught beer and cider: Third, half, two-thirds of a pint and multiples of half a pint

This explains why everyone’s “favourite” character is Zelda but nobody’s is Link

Special:

Normal:

I don’t, but whoever they are I look down on them from atop a giant dwarf

Read the story, it wasn’t just for fun, it was their only working PC!

(Also at level 18 you can become even larger)

Who needs friends? A level 3 duergar rune knight can use giant’s might and enlarge person to become huge in one turn, and then action surge to get wrestling right away!