Metal is also elastic.

But that doesn’t mean metal is plastic or elastic in terms of material type, just the English sucks.

Nothing, frankly. We’re working around it at best.

Hear me out - add a bunch of avocado to this, and you’d have a gelatin cheesy guacamole dip. Might be a bit on the sweet side, but this may not be irredeemable.

You’re right, you don’t.

It’s even worse than you think.

The only crimes here are that the cheese isn’t melted sufficiently, the pepperoni is undercooked, and that the pineapple is likely a best lukewarm.

Fascinating.

If they met, it wouldn’t be a big deal to either of them, they’re normal to each other.

Scrubbing the affected area with a paste made from baking soda and a small amount of water will remove the sticky parts and get you back to good base plastic. What you do from there is up to you.

Perhaps a spray can of truck bed liner would be more durable and prevent the base layer from degrading further.

Bullshit. There are way more spiders in suits of armor than there are on my body.

Ever tried turning the handle up?