He was jealous of how low Digg, well, dug. So he’s striving to dig(g) even deeper!

Don’t know if this is the intended reference, but this pretty much perfectly describes why we use the Polygraph. As covered (and better explained than I can myself) on Adam Ruins Everything https://youtu.be/nyDMoGjKvNk

Effectively, we’re seeing the output of software developers that aren’t held back by corporate red tape, Agile development, focusing all resources on monetizing user data, and general office politic bullshit. Quite refreshing, seeing what we’re capable of.

Don’t forget daddy owning an emerald mine

Mine is SOMA. Not necessarily because anything about the gameplay is scary, moreso just because the ending is so… difficult, that it’s painful.

Acceptable, yet due to the proliferation of Only Fans spam bots, not very realistic

It’s a warning sign that the wild Markius Zuckerian species are known for when feeling threatened. It’s common to see this phenomenon when its food, commonly referred to as “Advertising Potential”, is at risk. The most recent occurrence of this was when its prey learned that its latest trick, the Metaus Threadsian, was seen for what is actually was: a cheap scam.

So would you say you’re a spitting image of one then?

I wish I could act so decisively on that, but I still need Reddit access for the wisdom of others on solving issues.

So instead I just make sure I only browse it with Firefox, using uBlock Origin to prevent them from getting ad revenue.

Yeah I was gonna say: if I’m 5 miles closer to any of the 4 major metropolitan areas that surrounds my house, value goes up tremendously.