I used to put the game disc in my stereo. Track 1 was always blank but I used to listen to Brutal Battle at least once before bed every night for a solid year.

Next up, water conclusively makes things wet. More at 11.

Wow, I hadn’t even considered this. Here I was jealous.

My parents are close to 65 and completely out of touch. If you turn 65 during your next term you should be ineligible.

Lisan Al-Ghaib!

When the next meteor comes down and wipes us all out, these are the bones the Squid-people are going to find. They’re gonna make us all look like four legged fools.

I completely forgot there was a PG-rated version.

Those are his balls. Good luck unseeing it.

This is how my family is. I ate meat for every meal for every day of my life for damn near 30 years before I switched to vegetarian. The thought of eating meat makes me sick to my stomach after a few years as a vegetarian but sometimes I just feel like a breaded chicken patty and the plant based option scratches that itch.

Release it on PC then. Enough with the console exclusivity just to bitch that the game isn’t selling well.